I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
Bury me in this.
Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.
what do you mean presumed
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
there are so many movies i want to see but i have to read the books first so i can properly complain about everything#yeah i'm one of THOSE PEOPLE #still mad about goblet of fire #matilda is probably my favorite book-to-movie adaptation #i've got a huge list of books i want to read before i see the movie #or tv show as the case may be #top of my list are divergent and game of thrones